Right now on my desk at CollegeHumor there is a can of Pillsbury Creamy Supreme Milk Chocolate Frosting, which I discovered a few weeks ago in the kitchen and stole for myself. This confectionary treat has become my constant work companion— I eat it every day with my fingers while sitting at my computer, prompting my co-workers to say things like “That’s disgusting,” and “You’re going to give yourself diabetes,” and “I bet the night janitor does gross things to that can when we’ve all left the building.” I don’t care though, even if I always do have food all over my face like the Leonardo DiCaprio character in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?. My big summer goal is to finish the entire can by July 4th weekend, and then move onto the vanilla frosting that is also on the kitchen shelf. Sadly enough, this is perhaps the most ambitious undertaking on which I’ve ever focused. I will keep all of you posted.