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2008

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Sage Advice

I’m going on a first date tomorrow. I haven’t been on one of those in a while— at...
Oct 1st
“Humor is a tumor when it becomes rumor.”
— Magic Hat bottle cap
Sep 26th
Choosing a Halloween costume is the most stressful decision...
Sep 24th
Groan. I think this joke is officially over for me.
Sep 22nd

Sing it, L Word.

Mark: When I first met you I was the type of guy who was capable of doing terrible shit, but I am not that guy anymore... You have made me a better man.
Jenny: Oh, fuck off, Mark! It's not my job to make you a better man and I don't give a shit if I've made you a better man. It's not a fucking woman's job to be consumed and invaded and spat out so that some fucking man can evolve.
Sep 21st

Sweet Country Roads, Take Me Home

I try to defend this town for all it’s worth. “Just because I live in rural central Ohio...
Sep 15th
“Happiness is really about how you feel about yourself and if...”
— Tom Brady, in this...
Sep 11th

Spooked

Maybe it’s just the turning of the leaves and the bats on my windowsill (baby vampires!). But...
Sep 9th
Things seriously wrong with this conversation: 1. I’m...
Sep 6th

The Penis Mightier

This guy Jim sits next to me in Screenwriting class, and, to say the least, he’s a real...
Sep 2nd

New Slang

maxfive: -noun. 1. alternative term for ginger or other redheaded person 2. used due to sad fact...
Sep 1st